… I was like, “Good gracious, ass is bodacio–” oh sorry. You must have caught me singing my favorite song, “Hot in
A San Francisco radio station has been playing “Hot in Herre” by Nelly for 48 hours straight.
Herre” by Nelly. I sing it a lot. All day in fact. I actually have sang this song non-stop for over 48 hours.
What’s that? You don’t want to be friends anymore? Yeah, I guess that makes sense. After all, singing Nelly’s “Hot in Heree” on loop for 48 hours would be pretty damn obnoxious.
That’d be like if you knew a guy who told the same knock-knock joke all day, every day. And that knock-knock joke was old and corny to begin with. You would not be friends with that guy. You would hate that guy. You would hate that guy so much. You would hate that guy so damn much that you would spend unseemly amounts of time planning the “perfect murder”, so as to end his existence without getting in trouble for it.
But who would get you in trouble? The whole world would want that guy dead. Even Nelly would hate that guy, and Nelly is f****** annoying.
But that gets me back to the issue at hand. FM channel 105.7 in San Francisco IS that annoying douchebag friend I just described. In preparation to change to their new format, this FM channel has played this song all day, every day, for a few days now. (As of the time this article was written, the horror known as the Nellapocalypse had yet to stop.)
Now, before we continue, let me point out some details here. The format they are changing FROM is “latino mix.” … If I were to tell you that a channel of “latino mix” was going to get MORE annoying, repetitive, loud and obnoxious, you would say that cannot be done.
But it can be done. Mark my words, it can be done.
The channel will soon be known as FM Channel Hot 105.7. Let that sink in for a second. If you are one of the many people being tortured by non-stop Nelly (that’s fun to say), know that your torture is happening to fill in the LAZIEST pun imaginable.
Good gracious, ass is bodacious
And by the way, if they REALLY wanted to be the Doctor Seuss of radio and throw puns everywhere, there are a lot of other options besides “Hot in Herre.” Just off the top of my head, they could have played “Hot for Teacher,” they could have played something by Hot Chelle Rae, they could have played “Drop it Like it’s Hot,” they could have played something by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, or they could have just killed themselves, and the San Francisco area airwaves would have been much better off.
And, aside from the obvious issue with playing “Hot in Herre” on loop for 48 hours, there is a danger in the mist. Have you been to San Francisco lately? There are some FAT dudes there. You do not want those guys to start taking off their clothes. They are going to be bodacious, in a bad, bad way.
God help us all.
