IGAP: I Got A Super Phelan

In one last attempt to walk into the sunset in the NFL sportsbook world, join me in one last chance to walk away with a super good Phelan as we crown the new champ.

Can you believe this is the end of the 2024 NFL season? I feel like just yesterday I logged in and attempted to do my best to put my knowledge and analytical formulas together to help you walk out with the best profits available. As is the nature of the game there were some things that were simply unpredictable. I know I walked out ahead this year though and I sure hope you did too. Take one last journey with me into the expanded and reinvigorated betting market that comes with SUPER BOWL WEEKEND BABY!

THE CHAMPS

San Francisco 49ers(-130) over the Kansas City Chiefs (+110): Admittedly the Chiefs have astonished me in the fact they are even playing this game. I guess the offense made a swift turn around. These 49ers though are feeling bellicose after last years playoff disaster. They are were they said they’d be and they were my team to make it from the beginning. They have All-Pro talent at just about every position. They are coming to make a statement. Mahomes magic may exist, but I have a Purdy good Phelan about this one.

Probable Prop Parlays

In a game that has more betting markets than any sporting event of the year let’s see if we can pick the next folk hero story of this chronological progression of gridiron greatness.

TRAVIS KELCE 1TD, Patrick Mahomes over 1.5 TD, and Rashee Rice over 67.5 receiving yards at (+296): I won’t take full credit for this one. I think I inspired the elder Phelan my father into buying into the hype of this game and he laid this parlay out and I really do love it. A balanced team that spreads the ball around well bodes well in the aspect of this type of bet.

Christian McCaffery 2 TD’s, 91 Rushing Yards, and 5+ receptions at (+650): In a different part of the spectrum you never know who may go off for the 49ers. I think the Chiefs physical corners play well against the 49ers aggressive receivers leaving a need for an X-Factor to take over. Is there anyone else you would want money on than this years TD leader? In an attempt to make his father Ed McCaffery proud (winner of Super Bowl 33) expect this baby faced assassin to kill the hopes of the KC faithful.

OCTOPUS 🐙 (+1400): In a bet that seems to gain in popularity every year I give you the octopus bet. This is a bet where you must not only have a player score the TD, but also the 2pt conversion! This years super octopus will be…. (This bet only provides odds of it will happen or not, but I’m also calling the player as a personal flex): ISIAH PACHECO

As promised, I give you the final NFL edition of I’ve Got A Phelan. I must say this has been an exhilarating experience writing for you fine folks. I expect to either start a podcast and or tackle another sport soon. I must (sigh) talk to my editor. He’s a swell guy, but I do love giving him a hard time. Stay tuned y’all and for the final this season stay safe and good luck!

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Hello I am Jaden Phelan. That last name is pronounced “Fee-lin” (it’ll help with the pun to come) I am a 23 year old sports fanatic from Oregon, MO. If you think you’ve heard of it I promise you have not. I have served in the United States Army, practice as a nurse, and play semi-pro football for the Saint Joseph Swarm. I’m here to keep people around the world informed and hopefully help them make some extra money with the advice of my new segment “I Got A Phelan” ultimate sports book betting guide and upset prediction article.
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