Hello folks and thank you for joining me once again in my journey of sports book sorcery. I will start off with an apology for taking leave on the inactive list for a week as life’s tasks unfortunately had to outweigh my creative outlet and hamper my ability to help you make this game we love into a bill paying, drink buying, wallet widening, heck of a good time. Let’s see the selections this week and help me jinx the gun slingers as I’m calling my prop on interception thrown.
UPSET OF THE WEEK
Washington Commanders (+228) over the Baltimore Ravens (-268): I felt this Daniel’s kid was going to be next superhuman type of player to set the league ablaze before his finally year at LSU even began. The results thus far? Leading an underwhelming roster to a 4-1 start and being in the early MVP discussion as a ROOKIE. The unrelenting work ethic paired with supernatural talent equals an easy guy to back up on the long side of the betting line. He’s going to Baltimore and he’s hunting Ravens y’all.
MONEY LINES
Buffalo Bills (-140) over New York Jets (+120): The Jet has crashed in East Rutherford and per usual it’s a disaster. Head coach Robert Saleh was sent packing and it appears Arron Rodgers even against his best efforts is losing his fight with the undefeated and highly lethal Father Time. Buffalo shines in prime time.
Indianapolis Colts (+130) over Tennessee Titans (+150): The Colts are assuming the role of my wounded animal on watch this week. An injury list littered with enough players to receive a hefty citation form local PD looks to turn a game people expect a mere whimper into a deafening roar. Grit, depth, and passion for the game is what it’ll take to tackle Tennessee. Watch the carnage curate before our own eyes this Sunday afternoon.
SPREAD
Cleveland Browns (+9.5 at -120) against the Philadelphia Eagles (-9.5 at +100): I think the Eagles win, but they never seem to blow an opponent out of the water. Guilty of playing to the talent of the teams they play the Eagles will find a way to come out victorious, but not by 10 points. The Browns will buckle down and throw their best Haymaker in an attempt to elicit the wrath of Lincoln field home team fans.
Punny Pick Prop Parlay
Here it is. The thing QB’s should be having nightmares about tonight. Definitely not the 300+ pound defensive linemen coming to eat their lunch.. No no people it’s the Phelan special prediction of the week that may leave the longest lasting harm mentally, physically, and spiritually. Here is a group of QB’s I expect to throw over there assigned interception prop totals.
Caleb Williams OVER 0.5, Trevor Lawrence OVER 0.5, Spencer Rattler OVER 0.5, and Arron Rodgers OVER 0.5 picks thrown. (+1600)
Thank you friends for taking the time to read the results of my self immersion into the uncharted waters that is deducing the clues the analytics leave us in order to churn out some coin for the people who are willing to play the odds. As always please stay safe, bet responsibly, and have a sensational Sunday.
